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I've a permanent account at livejournal for actual journal-type thingies, and would rather not be kicked the feck off, so here these fics shall be posted for public consumption.

Feel free to read, review, flame, devour, spam, whatever. I'm here for your enjoyment. :D

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Harry Potter Disclaimer

Sports Night Disclaimer

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Things I Have Written

Harry Potter:
• A Question of Family (Ron/Harry) (NC-17) (5868 words)
  
• A Teaspoon Full (Ron/Hermione) (G) (528 words)
  
• Book Learning (Ron/Hermione) (NC-17) (1,167 words)
  
• Book Learning II: Re-Education (Ron/Hermione) (NC-17) (1,115 words)
  
• Bottle Rocket Fantasies (Bill/Charlie) (NC-17) (1,844 words)
  
• Bread & Roses (Ron/Hermione/Harry) (R) (2,617 words)
  
• Colours (Luna) (PG) (983 words)
  
• Frayed (Ginny/Luna) (PG-13) (844 words)
  
• How Matters End (Ron, Draco) (R) (524 words)
  
• Ignorance is Bliss (Ron/Draco) (NC-17) (718 words)
  
• In Each Other's Pockets (Ron/Harry) (NC-17) (2,207 words)
  
• Just Desserts (Ron/Hermione) (R) (44,764 words)
  
• Knock, Knock (Hermione/Cho) (NC-17) (4,340 words)
  
• Lavender Suited Him (George Weasley) (PG)
  
• Of Recklessness & Water (Harry/Ginny) (NC-17) (974 words)
  
• Precious Things (Ron/Draco) (R) (3,164 words)
  
• Pushing the Needle too Far (Ron/Harry) (NC-17) (1,717 words)
  
• Sparks (Charlie/Tonks) (G) (431 words)
  
• Surfacing (Ron/Hermione) (R) (1,233 words)
  
• Sweet Spot (Harry/Ginny) (NC-17) (2,549 words)
  
• The Mug and the Muggle (X-Files/HP Crossover) (PG) (1,094 words)
  
• Touch Me Fall (Hermione/Remus) (R) (WIP)

Sports Night:

• Landed (Dan/Casey) (PG) (3369 words)

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• gen
  
• Ginny/Luna
  
• Harry Potter
  
• Harry/Ginny
  
• Hermione/Cho
  
• het
  
• Luna
  
• NC-17 rating
  
• PG rating
  
• PG-13 rating
  
• R rating
  
• Remus/Hermione
  
• romance
  
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• Ron/Hermione
  
• slash
  
• smut
  
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Title: Landed
Author: Thalia (thalialunacy)
Pairing: Dan/Casey
Rating: PG
Summary: Dan doesn’t so much as like California.
Length: 3300ish
Categories: Romance, Slash, Angst, mild-AU
Warning: Author’s first Sports Night fic. Follows canon up to mid-Quo Vadimus, then wanders off on its own. Also, the author doesn’t know the first thing about sports.
References to/from: Ben Folds’ song ‘Landed’, Dogma, House MD, my BFF Erin, and Guys & Dolls.
Disclaimer: Sorkin’s kids, these characters are. I sincerely doubt he’d mind me writing about them, so please don’t sue.


( Landed )

( And oh *God* it was so *nice*. She loved kissing, loved it more than anything except maybe noodles, and kissing Anthony was enough to make her rethink her longstanding devotion to pasta. )

In 1998, there began a show called Sports Night, brainchild of someone you might've heard of. His name is Aaron Sorkin, and considering he writes his own fanficion, I don't think he'd be too offended by mine. As long as I'm not making any money off of it, which I'm not, and as long as he's not too put out by my choices pertaining to which of his characters shags the other of his characters.

Because here there be pr0n, matey. Of the boi kind.

Yar.

[This was written for Clairey, who picked the prompt ('accident') like a billion years ago. I chose, for kicks, to do it a la shocfix (shocolate), so it's for her, too. Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, darling. :D The backgammon is for Lina. :P

Other notes: I used a really old reference from Square One Television, lulz. And Dan!Harry, to an excess, so apologies to him, wherever he may be, and apologies to those that aren't fond of his Harry. It's sort of AU and sort of not AU; I like to think I took canon apart and re-spun it into a different yarn weight, but it has all the same fibers. You might disagree, and that's okay. I just hope you enjoy the story. :)

Thanks to Patty and Lu for the beta jobs, and to HP_Britglish & madamsnape for the patient Brit-picking.

Thanks to everyone else for reading, and to all for loving our precious boys. :D]

( A Question of Family )

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[Title by Beth.]

( Chapter Thirteen: Stalemate )

( Loneliness )

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[Dedicated to Claireyfairy1. Thanks to andrufish for one of the questions. Half of one line stolen from Singin in the Rain.]

( Chapter Twelve: Checkmated )

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[This chapter was dedicated to claireyfairy1, darkened_winter, Invisblegrl, and Apougalicious, who were all great support while it was being written. Title taken from Ani Difranco's patter on disc 2 of Living in Clip. Phrases taken from: Forces of Nature, 'Shades of Grey' as recorded by CryCryCry, and Strictly Ballroom. Current disclaimer: this was written pre-OotP.]

( Chapter Eleven: Distracted )

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[Totally unplanned mini-chapter in response to Abigail89's dribble challenge at TSC.]

( Chapter Ten: Lull )

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[One quote from High Fidelity. This chapter is dedicated to BookLuvrM.]

( Chapter Nine: Captured ))

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[Chapter largely inspired by 'Shameless' by Ani DiFranco.]

( Chapter Eight: Shameless Advances )

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( Language or the Kiss )

[Warning: Dystopic. Notes: Begun before the release of DH. Commissioned in honor of Dan Radcliffe's 17th birthday, procedes donated in whole to Demelza House. Things knicked from: Peter Grimes by Benjamin Britten, and Mr & Mrs Smith.]

( Reunion )

[For TSC and the boy; the shoes were for j-dawg.]

( Book Learning II: Re-Education )

[For TSC. Thanks to Annie for one of the lines.]

( Book Learning )

[Warnings: Severely smutty Weasleyceset ahead.

Notes: Written for Llama (fluffyllama) and the AFA ficathon. Title from 'Pretty Piece of Flesh' by One Inch Punch. Miniscule nods to One on One by Tabitha King and a few songs off the Underworld soundtrack. And did I mention it's smutty? :P Any mistakes (and Americanisms) are my own. Enjoy!]

( Bottle Rocket Fantasies )

[Written for Redblaze, who loves her wet!Ron.]

( PWP, right this way! )

[Based on an idea my family had whilst watching PoA on Christmas day. Yeah, it's sorta crack!fic. But it's cute. XD]

( A Teaspoon Full )

[Don’t sue me for the art history misnomers. :B Written for Checkmated's New Years Kiss challenge a few years ago.]

( Pink dragons... )